About Cactus

The stats:

Was juried upon the Shreveport Writer's registry
Member of the Trapped Truth Poetry Society
2006 lasvegaspoets.org new comer of the year
2007 Las Vegas National Poetry Slam team
2008 Las Vegas Poetry Slam Champion

The facts:

I became a poet because I was broke and a pen and paper
was cheaper than going to see the phantom menace in theatres.

I never actually fucked the fat chick

They will give you head in the massage parlor's in Chinatown

I consider a couple of hooker's close friends

My best friend is bald

I consider James Brown as a poetic influence of mine

I have a warrant for an unpaid speeding ticket

I watch reruns of Simon & Simon

I was 18 years old the last time I had my ass kicked in a fight

I am a Bukowski fan
I am also a huge Louis Lamour fan

I was never a boy scout

I used to make money as a rodeo clown

Jack Kerouac is really the chief influence that got me writing with serious intent.

I don't drink

I never smoked weed, pot, tea, whatever

I am banned from returing to the country of Korea

I am basically am a loner

I am in a quasi-relationship with a stripper

my favorite bar is the Double Down

I like Jazz and Blues more than I do punk rock and hardcore

I really love to make fun of bi-sexual men to their face.

I consider lesbians competition

I have a god complex

I fucking rock

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